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alienmail
July 2009 
2-O^O-8
Posted on Feb 8th, 2008
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an alienmail from mesa momsa
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.
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Funny….
16. You sart calling your moblie phone a camera.. (i did that) :)
WhooHoo - I am one of the few who doesn't have a cell phone and doesn't want one.
Of course, I grew up in town that had only 1 phone ( a pay phone) for the whole town - at a gas station. I am soooo-ooo old, it scares me bad ;>)
AHAHAH
YES
its amazing how Fast 'thing's change.
Riding infinite spirals,
up, down, all around,
Cosmic 'Shoots and Ladders'
When perspective expanded,
Great Sweeps o' the Brush,
then too ever tigher,
quadrents with a rush;
contortionist continuity.
When the Ocean Swells,
The Wave's Peak Breaks,
into the Air it Leaps,
with want to Fly.
So too, with woah! man?;
We The Wave,
Freedom The Sky,
Existance The Ocean.
:-)
Do We call Fine Wine 'old'?
or, it's companion in society,
MmM, Oh, so Delicious,
Cheese?
What is age?
How Wise that Wine must be!
Sitting Still,
Watching the Comings,
and going into maturity,
Grace and Dignity;
Sweet Refreshment for parched lips,
Ambrosia.
That list waas dope!